There once was a boy oh so wealthy
With a quiet bed frame, oh so stealthy,
And an Amex Card
Singing “Work hard play hard”
This Comm shit just seems so unhealthy.
There was a fox in a field
In hand was a borg to yield
Against finals stress
Cowboy boots, linen dress
One last darty to use as a shield.
There once was a basketball school
Who dreamed of tournament rule
Up twelve ‘till last minute
Winning? Furman inhibits
Now we see Kihei in Trin with his Juul.
